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Sarah said. Although I've never met Sassy in person, we're totally
soul sisters. We're both named Sarah Marie, we're both 25 years old and we both go steady with boys named John (or in her, case - Jon.) And we also hate when people chew their food too loudly. Dude, we're practically twins!
Well, besides the fact that Sassy is the lucky twin because she and her boy are totally having the time of their lives in Hawaii. For sure! Well, at least I imagine they are. See, the thing is -- I have never been to Hawaii before. I hope to remedy that one day but for now, the only thing I know about Hawaii is what I've learned on TV and in the movies.
In case any of
Sassy's readers are also wondering what the heck the 50
th state is all about, I have a quick lesson for you, courtesy of the hit '80s/'90s TV show "Full House."

I learned all I need to know about Hawaii from the first episode of season three -- "Tanner Island."
1. First of all, when planning a trip to Hawaii, it's a good idea to surprise your family members/friends about the upcoming tropical
vacay. Jon must have seen this episode before, because just like Danny Tanner surprised the girls, Jesse, Joey &
Rebecca, Jon
surprised Sara with a trip to Hawaii, announcing the big news on a video blog.
2. Before heading to Hawaii Stephanie Tanner already gives the islands thumbs up.
"Hawaii? I love their punch!" Follow
Steph's lead and get excited about the drinks! A good attitude and lots of anticipation before a trip is key.
3. As soon as
Steph and the rest of the Tanners get to Hawaii, the middle sis is not disappointed as she proclaims, "Hawaii has a swimming pool, an ocean and a soda machine." Yep! You heard that right --ALL THREE! You are going to have an awesome time. No doubt.
4. If you get in trouble in Hawaii, call out for the
Menehunes.
Wikipedia says: "In
Hawaiian mythology, the
Menehune [pronounced
meh-
neh-
HOO-
neh] are said to be a people, sometimes described as dwarfs in size, who live in the deep forests and hidden valleys of the
Hawaiian islands, far from the eyes of normal humans. Their favorite food is the
mai'a (
banana), but they also like fish." "Full House" doesn't really explain how these creatures will help you in your time of need, but the show points out that the
Menehune will only come to your rescue if you believe in them. So you best believe!
5. The episode features Uncle Jesse dragging the
fam to historical Elvis landmarks as Elvis filmed "Blue Hawaii" and "Paradise, Hawaiian Style" in Hawaii. Sassy, I know you're also a big fan of Elvis so I can just picture you getting pumped about all the
neato Hawaii Elvis stuffs
.
Yay! I love it! I'm super excited for you and I hope you get to see tons of The King's landmarks. But I also hope you're not going too overboard though, or else you might find Jon jumping into a waterfall, just like Aunt Becky.
6. Which brings me to my next point -- if you're fighting with your significant other in Hawaii,
unfortunately jumping into a waterfall won't help. Dang. After jumping into the pool of water (which seems like it should be super romantic), you'll just start fighting again.
7. It's good to plan out some of your
excursions but don't make a "Clipboard of Fun" or else your traveling party might go nuts with all of the to-dos on your list. Then again, if you're bored and trying to fish, you might reel in the clipboard, which makes for a good laugh!
8. Watch out for falling
coconuts. '
Nuff said.
9. If you're sailing towards an island, don't get any potato chips on the map because you might find yourself headed for an imaginary potato chip island rather than your real destination.
10. And lastly (major spoiler alert) -- if you find yourself stranded on a deserted island, don't freak out/fight/jump into waterfalls. Instead, build a little fort, make a fire and eat coconuts. Don't worry, you're actually right where you want to be. On the other side of the island is a giant concert with a feast and hula girls. You'll even be allowed to jump on stage and perform an Elvis song with your family! Have mercy!
The end. That's all you need to know about Hawaii!
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Sair, I hope you're having an amazing time! I can't wait to hear all about your trip! Hope you're taking tons of pictures!
xoxop.s. Next time can I come in your suitcase? I promise to tag along on all of the Elvis adventures!